Monday, December 19, 2011

two year roller coaster ride...Master of badmaas activities(MBA)!!!!



you will study in a girl's college???....errrrr...u sure???.....was questions of my daddy who was freaked out when i told him about my plans to study in a girls college.

Not sure...papa...don’t have much options left...was my reply....MBA jo karna tha...aache college se!.....;p

So joined MOUNT CARMEL COLLEGE...was a new experience...sea of girls around me...guys were like aliens on our campus!!
And if anyone dares to enter our campus...we took every single care to rage him royally!!

So the Classes started....i decided to be a backbencher for the first and last time in my life...meet this KOHL eyed girl who was too good at numbers...was irritated at first...of her answers...her name was SWASTI PRADIP....gradually we became synomous of each other...Roli wer is swasti???.....swasti....wer is ur chote miyah??(me)


Dhere dhere....sarre khuraafati ek ho gaye....ritu, shatabdi, priya, sneha, pragati, rashi, snoopee, dimpi, preeti and the list continues..............
Assignment      = cut copy session!
Internals          = time for the best use of your smart phones!
Presentations   = speaker does not know what is there in her slides(sadly)!
Front benchers = sleeping (zzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
Last benchers  = pyar ki ek kahani on youtube( Indian Robert pattinson)!
Laptop            = used to watch BASIC INSTINCT ( mast mast scene wali movie)!
Guest speakers = time to count how many hair he has in his moustache!!
Industrial trip    = endless antakshri session and cuddling season( aabbaa  dabba zaabbaa)!
Ooty trip          = full on pangapanti and masti!
CDP                = time for Ghost stories( mama bhoot)!
Canteen           = best yummy pepper chicken( the only decent dish)!
Break time       = gossip about damm everything!!
Exams           = endless Xerox seasons( Xerox wala is about to become the new bill gates)!
Tax class        =live terror season( worse than laden)!
Scared species   = Booyyyzzzz...<3<3( galti se college mein!!)

Life line of the two year roller coaster ride= FACEBOOK!
How much ever boring the class is, internal ho, final xams.....bina facebook life was incomplete!
Used to promise myself....will finish this chapter first...then 5 min of facebook
( treat for accomplishing the task!)
ISS INVENTION KE LIYE... BABA MARK ZUCKERBERG KI JAI HO!!

Every day...evryone was counting days...kab ye sala college khatam hoga...pagal bana dala hai!!...presentations, internals, xams....sans kab loon??!!
Aabb???........................................................kuch khali khali sa hai!!
Hum bade ho gaye....job karni hai....kuch karna hai life mein....responsiblities....kal tak bachhee thi...abb auntyian puch ti hai....Beta saadi kab kar rahi ho?!( how do i know!)

Dont want to say this....but i think i miss that pagal panti!!!...want them back!



Thursday, December 15, 2011

top 5 romantic book of all times( my review)!!!

yeah!....the title says all!!...i have my hideous mood swings!...today is one such day!.....and iam feeling romantic...<3
was browsing to read something nice...classy...and well romantic!
so here is my list: the best classic love stories of all times.

1. Love Story by Eric Seagal.

2. Lolita by Vladamir Nobokov.

3.Perfect chemistry by Simone Elkeles

4. Gone with the wind by Margaret Mitchell

5.The times travellers wife by Audrey Niffenegger.

Enjoy!!!!...........:-)

Monday, August 29, 2011

kissa lokpal ka!!

hi!!!!.........i know i know!!.......m writing after a long time.....:-)
was seeing the high drama unfolding in the RAMLEELA MAIDAN in delhi for the last few days!!.....kissa lokpal bill ka!
A 74 yr old man has given the govt sleepless nights!...i was a never a big fan of gandhian princples....but now i am!...its cool to fight for your rights!....we are living in free country....the biggest democratic country in the world......but still half of the work does not happen unless you give something for chai pani (under the table)!!
when there are elections our politicians sing..."hum bane tum bane ek dujje ke liye"!!.....after elections they sing.......hum aapke aaapke hain kuan????!!!
the participation of the people was huge because the frustration of the common public has reached its saturation level....and write my words for sure.....this govt will not get a third term...had enough!!


 scams, scams and only scams!....there was a time when i did not feel like opening newspaper....used to think kya hoga india ka????

and tab entry mari..."kisan baburao hazare ne"..... the movement stormed the nation....hunger strike for 12 days.....the nation felt in sync with him bcoz everyone was bugged up with corruption....kab tak jhele??!!!

the movement has made few thing very clear!!
1. fight for your own rights and learn to say no....you will face problems..fight for it.
2.never ever give up no matter what!
3. refuse to pay bribe.
4.And for govt..... listen to the public or history will repeat itself.....replica of tahir square at ramleela maidan!






WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!

Monday, August 15, 2011

momy can you see me???

anjali is  a pakka fodiee!...got her genes from her....she remember calling her mom n telling her.......mom the day i reach home, i want my carrot halwa on table...and she will sweetly say tum aao to sahi!...mil jaega!!....that voice is still ringing in anjali's head....exactly 1 year 28 days later....life has changed alot...but she is still stuck in front of J.J.Hospital ICU...was ready for 17 july 2010 from the past 12 yrs....but don't know how to tackle the life after that....and  still struggling...................................................
anjali never cries...because her momy never wanted her to cry....will bring the sky down if she cries....and anjali dont want to hurt her now...she struggled for her life.....to make everyone's life better....and when anjali's turn came to do something for her....god took her momy away from her....far away................

what was momy's  fault????.......nothing......a simple lady who just wanted her husband and kids to be happy.....always with a smiling face....she couldn't walk properly....because of her illness...but anjali never heard her mother complaining about anything.....her condition....gradually falling health...nothing.....whenever anjali used to ask her.....mom how are you??......koi takliff to nai hai na.....she will smile and say....nai re pagal...y u worry so much????....stop thinking so much...you will get blood pressure!

today the only question anjali ask herself....do god really exist???......hws her mother?.......can she listen to anjali???


anjali is still waiting for the answer.....................................................................................................

Sunday, August 14, 2011

tryst with destiny!

At the stroke of midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to life and freedom!


were the words of jawaharlal nehru 64 years back..it heartening that we got freedom from British rule....but do we really have freedom is a grave question??


yes iam proud to be Indian..and this feeling is with all of us every time....independence day is still something more than just a holiday...but our freedom is somewhere still on papers...there is lots which is yet to be achieved.....
1. equality:  
to all the sections of the society irrespective of cast, creed, region, religion or the LATEST ONE "OBC cut all these crap....we want equality for all and no differentiation what so ever.


2. corruption: 
pass lokpal bill.....its true that one single bill cannot eradicate widespread corruption in the society but will indeed help in reducing to larger extent. and yes PM should be included in the draft.


3.population:
sare fassad ki jaad!!........steps to educate people and reduce the population which inturn effects the whole system.


4. education system:  NO OBC or any type of quota system...and reformation in the education system...strict implementation of right to education act!




INDIA WILL TRULY SHINE THE DAY ALL THE ABOVE ARE ACHIEVED!...........JAI HIND!

Thursday, August 4, 2011

SAY NO TO RESERVATIONS!!

Arakshan, arakshan and arakshan!!!..........every where!!...what is it??....nothing but modern form of casteism!!
Casteism is theatrically banned by our constitution but in real life things are quite opposite...65 years after constitution came into effect, we still have people asking I am Brahmin or rajput....how about you???....and days are not far when people will ask I am   ST/ST/OBC....how about you???...and the poor guy....general category!!
What is the need of this bullshit???....politicians say it’s a sensitive issue…is it??
constitution says...we all are equal...then what is the need to divide people on the basis of 50% SC/ST...27% OBC...4% Muslims, 3% for Christians etc etc??
Is this reservation anywhere improving the education system of india?.....i belong from a teachers family and I can strongly say NO!!.....it does not!......did Any politician who are demanding these reservations ever saw the plight of these SC/ST students??.....they don’t have money to study...no money for school dress, no books...70%  of schools in rural areas does not even have proper toilets, classrooms, infrastructure and teachers...does reservation solve these issues?.......BIG NO!!!
When are we growing up??....when we will understand that WE ALL ARE EQUAL...reservations are all myth created by politicians...we are being shown the dreams of IIMs, IITs(27% OBC reservation quota in these institutes) how many of them have the access to the sufficient resources to get these institutions?? Instead provide resources to students...world class colleges, basic facilities for these students....leaving IITs and IIMs, most of the other college’s seat get filled by that 1 call from that influential person....where should the common student go??...who is answering all these questions???

I am not supporting reservations…....DO YOU??!!


Wednesday, August 3, 2011

land of rising sun!!

hi!!....feeling homesick today..:-(...so thought of writing about AP..???
ARUNACHAL PRADESH!!.....is located in far northeast..preety near to china...people often have asked me...do you need a passport to come to india as arunachal is in china na??........ghrrrrrr!!!...its very much part of india!!
iam proud to say that i belong from this small state....nothing fascinating about the placeexcept the natural beauty and the lovely people!
the state to a larger extent is neglacted by govt of india....if you are travelling by train it will take you 5 days to reach the place!...imagine!!
but iam not complaning...its the place where i was born...spent my childhood...have learnt those tough lessions of life...:-)
the natural beauty of the place is amazing!....snowfall, mountains, waterfalls....every single thing!!.....trust me its better than those exotic hill stations!
the food, those overnite camps, small small shops, apple gardens, pink cheeks of those kids!

                                                     innocent souls!!

                                                      on the way home!!

gosh!!...i miss home!!!.:-((((((((((((


Saturday, July 30, 2011

gud luck sachin!!

Hi!!....Here is 1 more saturday...and as usual....velapanti in office!..:D
so, i was seeing the news on tv sometime back and the only question every1 is asking??....will sachin be able to make that 100th run???
its true that he has a record of losing his wicket at 99 runs...but this tym i feel he wil.....just keeping my fingers crossed!
i personally think he is an optimistic person, dedicated to his work  and ya with lot of patience.
today when every1 is expecting him to play that 1 royal shot...i guess the 1 thing in his mind will be to play as much as he can and pull out india from this tough situation which they are in now.
i like to see him playing on field with his usual expression..."calm"...as ever!!
so mr. little master" wishing you tonnes of luck for that royal shot"!!!..............:-)





rest later.........:-)

Monday, July 25, 2011

HAPPY DAYS( graduation days)...!!

Gud morning!
Today, I thought of writing about my graduation days....fondly  remembered as HAPPY DAYS!!
My decision to join ramaiah was all of sudden....biotechnology padhne ka bhoot sawar tha mujh pe!...aur kisi  mahapurush” ne suggest kiya...ramaiah se better kya ho sakta hai!!....tathastu!!

Landed in Bangalore for the first time on 29 june 2005 aur aakh band karke ramaiah mein admission le liya!!...shifted to hostel and realised it’s more of a haunted place!....girl and ghost...awesome combo!!....we have spent endless nights discussing  mr. Ramaiah’s ka ghost and whether rani mukherjee  can play the lead role in exocist!!....:-p
Classes started and as it happens 8am classes, funny teachers and there expressions, symposiums, seminars, lab experiments whose results never came...all bacteria and fungi were scared of us...in short 30% crap entered my mind and 70% didn’t even touch my antenna.....eekkss!!..........:D
Few KODAK moments are, our chemistry teacher’s looonng hair and walking style(3rd yr), and her super funny temper, specially calling guys 4 classes at 8 in the morning..dat English teachers latke jhatke, funny pronunciation of that microbiology teacher(lady ravan!!), sleepy English classes(HIDIMBA)....BARBODY!! (poor guy), sonali-shiasta titanic posses, all those trips, those stupid questions of professors and guys scratching their head to find the nearest suitable answer!!.....:D
The only good thing I discovered about myself was my imitating capability!!....yes!!...bachke rehna!!....:D
I had taken out my frustration by imitating every single professor I use to hate....live telecast in audi!!...;-p
Hostel life was mast....shooping, eating, sleeping, velagiri on BEL ROAD,those long girly chatting sessions.....niki’s day dreaming, shanky’s mr. RNRK tattoo, sonali’s leg pulling sessions, ishita’s pranks and my 24/7 imitation channel( don’t ask me who all did I imitated)........:D
And how can I forget spinster’s party??!!....the chits which myself, ishita and niki made...and almost died of laughing!.....y we were laughing?!!.....ahm...ahm!!
I just wish I have a TIME MACHINE...would love to go back to my good old care free days!
LOVE YOU ALL...wherever you are!!............:-))

Have a good day!!...........:-)












Sunday, July 24, 2011

new girl in the city...day 2!

Hi!......m back...I was writing about this misunderstood city...CHENNAI!.......... as I  continue, I stay at mylapore...yup the same place where ananyna swaminathan has her house in Chennai( 2 states)....one of the cultural hub of the city...preety close to the sea beach....:-)
It’s my turn to write about the positive side of the city...and trust me there are many:
1.     People:
Are sweet and helpful....although don’t speak my mother tongue...but communicate in English and now the world famous sign language....the thought of settling all alone in a new city was little scary for me....where will I stay, food, communication etc etc....everything was new to me....thankfully got few good friends and colleagues who are there to help me 24/7............:-)

2.     The transition phase of the city:
Chennai or still fondly known as “MADRAS” is undergoing a transition phase....the place famous for kanjeevaram saris, carnatic music and gopuuram temples is undergoing sea change...in terms of infrastructural development or becoming the next IT city or politically placing itself on the world map...the city will probably take another 2-3 years to come at par with Bangalore or other such cities...I will not be surprised if the next Obama speech mentions “CHICAGO OR CHENNAI”!!..........;-P

3.     Culture hub:
The usual complain that I hear about this city....CHENNAI...no way!!...not a happening place!!
Not really....the city has every single ingredient of a happening place...shopping malls, restaurants, night clubs, five star hotels, pubs, theatres, parties ,branded showrooms( except Louis vitton!!) etc etc....and in another six months to 1 year time,  6 new malls, 3-4 new five star hotels and my favourite HARD ROCK cafe are going to open in the city...
In short, the city is changing at a rapid speed....will love to see AKON and BRYAN ADAMS performing in the city someday.....:-)


It’s nice to see the city changing with time and i hope that it remove all the negativity around it!!............:-)

Rest tomorrow....have a good day!!...:-)

Saturday, July 23, 2011

shades of life:

shades of life:

NEW GIRL IN THE CITY!

HI!....Iam roli...currently sitting in my office...killing mosquitoes...no work left but have to be there till 5pm...

so, thought of writing my blog....tittle??
NEW GIRL INTHE CITY!..........Y????
coz iam new to this city...yes chennai!
chennai???....r u mad???...u didnt any other place in this whole world is it??....delhi, mumbai isnt enough for you is it?
WHO CARES! WAT PEOPLE SAY!.....:-)
landed on this city on 1st of may..had lot of dilemma in my mind...and as expected...got few shocks!

FIRST SHOCK:
i dont know tamil and local ppl dont know english n for sure no hindi!...so we communicate in SIGN LANGUAGE!....i will tell them to go left, they will take me in right direction....FUNNY!

SECOND SHOCK:

foooodd!...roti khane wali ladki ko chaawl ka overdose doge to kya hoga???......with sambar and rasam!...was hungry for good knows how many days!

THIRD SHOCK:

the name of the places...have some or the other ancient meaning in it....and i cant prounance them..the idea of exploring the city used to scare me!

in short...i had FULL ON CULTURE SHOCK!!...:-((
HANG ON!.....everything has some negative side as well as positive side......after staying here for almost three months....i have realised...there is a lot of myth about this city....a complete unexplored island by the outer world...but wait....when HILLARY CLINTON can explore this city, why cant you??


rest tommrrow........:-)